The Stone Roses Reunion: One year on...

The Stone Roses announced their reunion over a year ago now and after growing tired of waiting for new material, I thought I'd share what I see as being the sum total... 

Sugar spun sisters
I’m going the distance
Get me I’m seeking some assistance
Sky high in the realms tonight
Sky high I’m like a meteorite
I’m easy like the Holy Ghost
It aint no boast it’s just a toast
Sky high in the realms tonight

Sky high like a meteorite

Stone Roses all the rage

Stone Roses up on the stage

Bang the drums

Ignore the bores

Kick down the doors

Let’s have a round of applause.

I know they've been busy cashing in their cheques, but c'mon guys, give us something more substantial than a half-cocked rap! TSK DARN DRAT AND PATOOEY!!!